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The Douchiest Phone Message In History - Dmitri
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The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen.
Recently we posted the phone messages that knucklehead "Dimitri" left for a girl named Olga. (I've listened to it in awe three times. The best part is the next day Gary Cooper-like high noon ultimatum.) The messages have spread on the web like influenza.
I was curious and did a little digging. It turns he is a "disgraced former doctor" named James Sears from Toronto. He calls himself "Dimitri the Lover." And the wheels are coming of the wagon quickly. His comeuppance is coming. Swift and sure.
He has been selling a "seduction manual" to losers in Toronto on how to seduce woman. And has held seminars -- at $40 bucks a pop -- to "teach" men tricks of the pick-up artist trade. Toronto newspaper The Sun wrote an expose on the guy last week.
James had his medical license stripped for "repeated sexual misconduct" sixteen years ago. His website has a radio interview where he uses the catchphrases "elegant" and "couldn't take my eyes of you" repeatedly. Just ridiculous.
Ladies, especially those of you in the Loyal 77 that read my columns, please be wary of any man that says, "You look so elegant. I just couldn't take my eyes off you." Kick that guy in the grapes.
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Classic vs. Final Boss, Team Slayer Narrows, Legend's POV
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Another great gameplay from the Ogre LAN before MLG Meadowlands. Again, the top two Halo 3 teams in the world competing in team slayer on Narrows. Legend's (LegendPimps) POV |
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Classic Game Room HD - GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 review Xbox 360
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Part 1 of 2: Classic Game Room was the FIRST classic video game review show on the Internet in 1999. Returning in 2008 with new episodes, Classic Game Room breaks out a review of GRAND THEFT AUTO 4 IV for the Xbox 360 video game console! Take on Liberty City in this amazing sequel to the popular GTA franchise games like Vice City and San Andreas. GTA4 takes the game to a whole new level with photorealistic graphics, great music and incredible gameplay. GTA IV is simply amazing. Go get GTA 4 today. This is a journalistic video game review of Grand Theft Auto 4 by the Classic Game Room. GTA 4 is on the Xbox 360 and the Playstation 3 PS3 video game consoles. GTAIV has lots of missions and objectives and you can get achievement points and gamerpoints and it has a 2 two player mode. Multiplayer!!
Be sure to watch the original Classic Game Room episodes. Classic Game Room was the original classic video game review show on the Internet in 1999-2000, now on DVD. The HD series is reviewing PS3, PS2, Genesis, NES, Atari and Xbox 360. XBLA. videos review review show funny |
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Classic Trance - The Early Years Of Trance Music (1990-2000)
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11 years/11 songs, each song arguably the best released in each year
1990 Age of Love - The Age Of Love
1991 Future Sound of London - Papua New Guinea
1992 Visions of Shiva - Perfect Day
1993 Energy 52 - Cafe Del Mar
1994 Cygnus X - Orange Theme
1995 Robert Miles - Children
1996 BBE - Seven Days And One Week
1997 Paul Van Dyk - Words
1998 Binary Finary - 1998
1999 Sasha - Xpander
2000 Darude - Sandstorm
since i am new to trance i had to use a list made by an "expert" to help me choose the songs, see the list for yourself here:
http://www.listology.com/content_show.cfm/content_id.11874/Music
megamix timeline history 90s nineties decade ten eleven 10 11 darktremor discogs classical best years of trance |
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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Mutiny Pt. 1 (1/2)
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This is the first episode of second season of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1/2). |
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Classic Acid House - Phuture...Acid Trax
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Trax Records - 1987 |
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Super Mario 64 Classic NES Edition
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Update: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8KJhZ9YHNi0
basically im gonna start out by saying im new at making texture packs, but i put this together as my first attempt... im using sprite from he original Mario bros 1. im planning on using mario 2 and 3 sprites. keep in mind this was put together in one night and is incomplete right now..and not everything is to my linking yet..so its a WIP
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Edit: my friend dug is helping me no with this so were both gonna be doing the editing on it. oh and for some reason the bottom half of peach infront of the castle messed up x.x
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Edit2: oh in this video we've been using the texture packs of, Cloudscapes and RiSiO (emutalk.net)
so u may see things they have done..ut we are editing them to be completly different (we couldnt dump out own textures so we had to resort to using theirs..but they do deserve credit for doing so and also because some of their edits still show, thank you guys)and thank you Nintendo for making such an awesome game
EDIT 3: ALMOST FORGOT, the NES mario code is from Crashdance22, he gets the credit for the code |
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Milton Friedman
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Pure brilliance |
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Little Richard - Tutti Frutti (classic rock & roll video)
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Another classic rock & roll hit by the one and only Little Richard.
It's impossible to imagine rock & roll without this killer track. |
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10 Best Classic Rock Songs Ever (See Link for 20-11)
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My list of the 10 best classic rock songs ever. Let the debating begin.
20-11 is right here...
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Ville Valo "Classic" Moments
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just a vid i made of Ville being, well.... Ville
Note: I have a new username. Vvalolover. all my new vids will be on there :) |
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Sonic Youth - Schizophrenia (Live)
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the year punk broke(1991) |
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